Detroit has been bludgeoned; raped; knifed; burned and shot; but the corpse not only breathes; it's ... [Getty Images]

CANADA - JULY 24: Detroit has been bludgeoned; raped; knifed; burned and shot; but the corpse not only breathes; it's kicking up its heels. (Photo by Graham Bezant/Toronto Star via Getty Images)

Toronto Star Graham Bezant